January 2011
59 posts
In my new apartment, I put my kitty’s litter box next to the toilet in my bathroom. Her new favorite thing to do is to pee in her box while I’m peeing on the toilet. I think it’s adorable that she wants to be like Mommy.
Dear friends and followers,
thisisforallofyou:
I am currently crash-coursing through video editing tutorials so that I can start using all this footage Ive been collecting to bring my life straight to your computers in hi-def 3D*!!! Dont expect much :)
*videos will not be in hi-def or 3D. Nor will they be that interesting.
let me just fucking say, Ross. I’d better be in one or more of these movies.
“Earth laughs in flowers, to see her boastful boys
Earth-proud, proud of the...”
– Emerson, I love him and this poem
My cat just took a massive dump,
now my apartment has an intense, lingering, poop smell. Better than potpourri, I’d say.
FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I just got all ready to brave the chilliness and have my first cigarette of the day on my patio, and then I realized that somehow I left my fucking cigarettes on the bar of my friend’s club las night. I am the largest idiot in the world. WHAT a disappointment.
